122022
Joke of the Day
"Damn girl, are you alcohol? Because I've had too much of you and I'm going to throw up."
Next Joke
"Ladies, the word for the day is ""legs."" Spread the word."
"Hey guys whose girlfriends wear those giant t-shirts as nightgowns, one day you'll be married, and that shirt's going to fit her."
"Two Blondes Two blondes meet up for coffee and one asks the other what she has been upto; ""I had sex with two Brazilian guys last night"" ""Wow - I've never even met that many guys"" replied the other"
"Forty minutes before we get to the first sex scene in Fifty Shades Of Grey? They do beat around the bush..."
"Saw a man at the beach screaming, ""SAVE ME..I'm drowning"". I instantly uploaded his pic, captioned ""1 like = 100 prayers"" on facebook..!!"
"Nice try ""blocked number"", but I don't even answer the phone for people I know."
"How many feninists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Because feminists can't change anything."
"Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall into the cup of hot chocolate."
"You haven't experienced awkward until you try to tickle someone who isn't ticklish."