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"What is the painless frequency? 0 Hz"
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"The funniest joke I have EVER seen on /r/funny You."
"A wizard and a vampire walk in to a bar The Wizard says, ""Let me buy you a drink old friend,"" The Vampire says, ""One chicken please!"""
"Baby, it's cold outside. I checked my weather app."
"Children of ISIS have been complaining of the heat and the leaders didn't know what to do... lucky for them, they were able to recruit Italian ISIS. credit goes to Jerry Seinfeld for the idea."
"What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider? A harenet."
"I tried looking up another word for butthurt But I can't find my thesoreass."
"How do you keep an asshole in suspense? I'll tell you later."
"Why did the walrus go to the container store? To find a tight seal. "
"What happens when a woman can't remember her mastectomy? Mammary loss   I made this up myself!"