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"What's Dracula's favorite beer? Bloodweiser"
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"A news reporter introduces his new co-worker on air This Justin"
"Why is it so wet in Great Britain? Because of all the kings and queens that reigned (rained) there."
"Why does ISIS drink instant coffee? Because they hate French press!"
"What do you call a black person that cant sing? A rapper"
"TIL the excuse the US Marine used in May 1943 after accidentally friendly fire'ing a British U-boat. Woops, wrong sub."
"Happy anniversary to the love of my life.. and her husband Jonathan."
"""A child's observation"" A child's observation: If a mother laughs at dad's jokes, we have guests."
"Walk into karate dojo. Bow. Assume made up karate stance. Taser the first guy who runs at you. Bow. Exit karate dojo"
"They say you can't teach an old dog new tricks... But I didn't even try and mine's been playing dead for an hour!"