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Joke of the Day
"What's Dracula's favorite beer? Bloodweiser"
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"My father once told me... .... to go outside and jump on a trampoline... except I didn't hear the 'oline'"
"I decided to put laxatives in my weed brownies... Just for shits and giggles!"
"I stopped a kidnapping today.. I woke him up"
"What is a dog's favorite camp sport? Woofleball"
"Seven has the word 'even' in it... ...which is odd."
"What did the pregnant blonde ask at the doctor's office? ...Is it mine?"
"Sing me a song you're the piano man / clean out my pool you're the gardener /now light up my room you're a ceiling fan"
"I love it when I run into people I know at my psychiatrist's office... Because I'm like, ""Hey, you're crazy too? Cool."""
"My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a web developer."