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Joke of the Day
"What did the premature ejaculatist say to his offended lover? Sorry... That came out wrong."
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"I saw Jimmy Carr at the train station the other day.. ..I guess it's because he doesn't like taxis"
"How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? Three. Two to complain about it and one to light an organic scented candle."
"My dog used to chase after people on a bike so I took the bike away from him."
"What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Very, very hungry."
"How many Harvard graduates does it take to change a light bulb? One. He just puts it in the socket and lets the world turn around him."
"Are you today's date? Cause you're 10/10."
"Did you hear about the guy who was arrested for indecent jurisprudence? He got off on a technicality"
"Why can't Norwegians tell jokes Timing"
"So, a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his crotch... The bartender asks, ""What the hell is that?"" The pirate responds, ""Arrrrr, it drives me nuts."""