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"What's the most annoying thing about trying to remove the panties off a girl when having sex? The screaming and the fighting"
"What is the difference between a rental car and a Humvee? You can take a rental car anywhere."
"Just back from my first rap battle. Complete disaster. I thought it was a nap battle and when the other guy saw my pajamas I was doomed."
"What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet? A pedometer"
"My son is starting school soon and thinks the other children will pick on him because of his name. I said, ""Don't be silly, Someoneyourownsize, why would anyone pick on you?"""
"[Dirty] How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave? I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection."
"No, I'm not ""lackadaisical"", I'm lazy, which is the same only 3 whole syllables less."
"How did one Brain apologise to the other? I'm cerebro"
"""Do you know how fast you were going?"" 75 in a 55. I'm sorry officer. ""Get out of the car."" *Cop cuddles driver* ""Stop doing this. I worry."""