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Joke of the Day
"My dog used to chase after people on a bike so I took the bike away from him."
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"A man walks into an Apple store... ..and lets out a huge fart. Within seconds, everyone in the entire store leaves. Why? -- Because there are no Windows"
"Coffee makes my mornings. But Friday makes my week"
"Just saw a bundt so big and beautiful I changed my sexual orientation to cake."
"They always tell me, ""Measure twice. Cut once""... ...but they never say which of the two measurements I should use to cut by."
"""I have a hard time with faces. One time I mistook a wolf for my dead grandmother LOL!"" - Little Red Riding Hood, talking to a coat rack."
"What has 2000 eyes and 4000 feet? A thousand dogs."
"If by ""unload the dishwasher"" you mean take out clean utensils as I need them, then yes I unloaded the dishwasher."
"Someone ordered a lion statuette for a Pride parade Apparently there was a mixup at the manufacturer and they only sent the rear half of the lion. What followed was a catastrophe"
"Shower like nobody is watching."