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Joke of the Day

"So, a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his crotch... The bartender asks, ""What the hell is that?"" The pirate responds, ""Arrrrr, it drives me nuts."""

"Did you know Captain Kirk has three ears? Left ear, right ear... and final front ear."

"A blonde and a burnette are on opposite sides of a river... The burnette yells to the blonde ""how do I get to the other side?"" The blonde yells back ""you are on the other side!"""

"What do you call it when a white man dancing has a seizure? An improvement."

"Knock knock Who's there? A broken Pencil. A broken Pencil who? ..... Never mind its pointless"

"How does a deaf and dumb tell a secret to another one? He wears mittens."

"A man got a car for his wife Now, thats what you call a good trade."

"Wife: He's just so literal all of the time, he gets so confused Psychiatrist: Is this true? Me: [worried] Are u really gonna make me shrink?"

"The Alabama State Motto It's not considered incest if you pull out."

"Tan or get your teeth whitened. But only one of those."