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Joke of the Day

"How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? Three. Two to complain about it and one to light an organic scented candle."

"Whats long and green and smells like pork? Kermit the frogs finger."

"What do you call an angry pastry? A croissant"

"Did you hear about them computer geeks, who were also miners by trade, who sang a cover of that Motorhead song? They called it The Acer Spades."

"What did Mr. T say when he saw a fat lady at the bar? I don't hate this bar, but I pity the stool."

"I'm not worried about the Third World War. That's the Third World's Problem."

"Want to hear something funny? Women's Rights."

"You know what cats don't like? Blow dryers. You know what's funny? Pointing your blow dryer at your cat. Anyway, I lost an eye today."

"A reposted joke walks into a bar... It gets downvoted into submission"

"Why are gardeners better problem solvers than politicians Because gardeners really get to the root of the problem."