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Joke of the Day

"I saw Jimmy Carr at the train station the other day.. ..I guess it's because he doesn't like taxis"

"Before having sex with a girl, you should always (ALWAYS) ask..."

"So two stags are walking home from a gay bar. One looks at the other and says ""I can't believe I just blew 50 bucks back there!"""

"It must be very traumatic for my wife to be at work knowing I'm home alone getting bread crumbs on the kitchen counter. Let's pray for her."

"My high school girlfriend got ""uses her kids as her facebook profile picture"" fat."

"Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest they said ""Sorry no professionals."""

"""I broke my arm!"" Said Napoleon Bone apart"

"What happened when Jesus went to mount Olive? Popeye fucking smacked him one."

"My highest test grade I'll always be proud of is my blood test... A+"

"Everyone says they hate MP3 files... But I don't understand why it gets so much flak."