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Joke of the Day
"What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Very, very hungry."
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"What's the internal body temperature of a tauntaun? Luke warm."
"Jared from Subway got raided for child porn. That gives a whole new meaning to ""Eat Fresh"""
"""Hello?"" ""Hi it's me"" ""Oh hi me"""
"A masochist and a sadist are having rough sex. Masochist: ""Hurt me! Hurt me!"" Sadist: ""No."""
"What is another way of 'saying caught between a rock and a hard place'? Having a threesome with Dwayne Johnson"
"What do you call a cow that gets an abortion? De-calf-inated"
"They say that 1 out of a group of 5 guys is gay.... I'm really hoping it's Jake, because he's *super cute*."
"An invisible man marries an invisible woman... The kids weren't much to look at!"
"Want to talk about rape? No? That's the spirit."