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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the guy who was arrested for indecent jurisprudence? He got off on a technicality"

"I have a joke. Just kidding."

"Dolphins are the most philosophical of all marine mammals... They send most of their lives searching for a porpoise"

"How does the man on the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it"

"What's your dog's name? Icebreaker."

"Why is there no Windows 9? Because 7 8 9."

"I heard that ' Call of Duty' has a different name in the Middle East. They call it ""The Sims""."

"I just heard the words ""she received an academic scholarship from the university of Alabama."" I never thought I'd hear ""academic scholarship"", ""university"" and ""Alabama"" in the same sentence."

"What two things do black people and flappy birds have in common? They both have massive lips and you can't buy them anymore!"

"What do you call a part gopher, part duck, and part you? A Gophuckyourself."