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Joke of the Day
"Are you today's date? Cause you're 10/10."
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"Was gonna' make a long joke about gastrointestinal problems but, I digest."
"How does a cow add and subtract? With a cowculator."
"If you lose a tooth in a bar fight and put it under your pillow, the tooth fairy will leave you $100 because you're hardcore."
"What did the turkey say to the goat? The turkey said gobble, gobble, gobble. The goat said back abdul akbar before blowing up."
"My kitchen timer broke..good thing I wasn't counting on it."
"doc said my liver is failing but i think it's just not applying itself"
"Why could the witch never get the enchantments right? She forgot to use Spell Check."
"I saw a really lifelike portrait of Donald Trump the other day... ... it was really freaky how the hands followed you around the room."
"When a group of mercenary electric powered robot horsemen attack... ...is it a charge charge charge?"