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Joke of the Day

"how much does it take for two octopi to laugh? 16 tickles because not asking for insurance is insane in the US, sorry to go out on a limb..."

"My friend starting hearing bagpipes in the back of his head I swear, I think he has Scotsophrenia."

"At what point does a Lamb become a Sheep? When its had it's Baaaaa-Mitzvah!"

"The number one cause of depression in people over 30 is hearing co-workers resentfully sing, ""Happy Birthday"" just to get cake."

"My dog hunted down and killed a lizard today... You could say it was his hunting inskinkt."

"Ian: It's done. Mafia boss: Did you go anywhere nice? I: What? MB: Like a restaurant. I: I killed him. MB: I said take him out! Oh god, Tim!"

"Make like my dick... and fuck your mother."

"A lion offspring asked his dad ""What is a world series?"" ""I don't expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub"""

"Remember when white people rioted when OJ was acquitted? neither do I."

"I asked an Indian if he likes custard He said, ""not in general."""