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Joke of the Day
"Girls read smiles And the gap in your teeth spell friendzone"
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"1)Buy a plastic phone 2)Walk next to a stranger 3)Whisper into phone ""It's done. He's dead."" 4)Remove batteries & throw phone in a trash can"
"Asians offer Whites the secret to telling them apart. Whites accept but deliver message to the wrong Asian."
"Matthew McConaughay is for Matthew McConaughorses"
"I made a popular girl laugh today... by asking her out."
"Apparently we can't call it crowbars anymore. Its actually jackdawbars"
"What did the Englisman say when he got a bad deal at the bazaar? Egypt me!"
"Stole a cart from this woman at Walmart today. I like to think of it as playing grand theft auto suburbs edition."
"I'm sorry, I don't have the energy to walk a mile in your shoes. I'm just going to go ahead & judge you."
"It was a stormy night at work And thunder struck at the same time that the telephone rang. The Hash Slinging Slasher (this is no joke)"