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Joke of the Day

"A lion offspring asked his dad ""What is a world series?"" ""I don't expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub"""

"Did you hear about the man whose entire left side was cut off? He's all right now."

"How did the redneck find the sheep in the tall grass? Satisfying."

"I would pay so much money to watch the Harlem Globetrotters change a baby."

"What's the hardest part about working as a nurse or doctor at a women's hospital? When you ask the patients ""what's the problem?"" They'll say ""nothing"""

"Embracing mistakes.... I told my dad to embrace his mistakes. He cried. Then he hugged my sister & me."

"And this song would come on and all the white people would start having a group seizure. Me explaining the Harlem shake to my grand kids."

"How much does a Human shield cost? One life"

"Q: How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb? A: Just one but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out!"

"Turns out it wasn't vertigo causing me to run into things, it was vodka."