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Joke of the Day
"I asked an Indian if he likes custard He said, ""not in general."""
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"Nobel Prize winners are a lot like farmers Oftentimes they are outstanding in their field."
"What did the horse get on his blood test B Neigh-getive"
"Recipe idea: Add ADDITIONAL cheese to your frozen pizza to make pizza with EXTRA CHEESE! (Ladies, you may pin this on your pinny web thing.)"
"Why couldn't the man leave Moscow? He was Snowden."
"I wish Beyonce & Jay-Z would get on stage and present their baby to the world like Mufasa did in the Lion King."
"I tried to buy perfume from a vending machine, but it was out of odor."
"How my day went today 1. Woke up 2. Went to work 3. Saw hot girl 4. Kissed the girl Too bad it happened in the order 2,3,4,1."
"A doctor walks into a bank to make a deposit. When he goes to sign the check, he realizes he's scribbling with a thermometer. ""Oh, that's great,"" he says. ""Some asshole's got my pen!"""
"Why do women have trouble parking? Because men tell them that 6"" is more than it actually is."