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Joke of the Day
"At what point does a Lamb become a Sheep? When its had it's Baaaaa-Mitzvah!"
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"What's the difference between my guitar and my girlfriend? My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string"
"Why is the quadratic formula so cool? Because it has 'ac'."
"The Energizer Bunny is starting a career in porn... They put his batteries in backwards and he keeps coming and coming and coming."
"You can put Hillary Clinton supporters into two baskets. The basket of adorables, and the basket of deportables."
"What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys? Leave my presents"
"I've been busy. What are we unnecessarily outraged about now?"
"My wife reads two books a week and I just told my son that an idiom is a group of idiots."
"What do you call Muhammad Ali after he eats lots of beans? Gaseous Clay"
"How did Canada get its name? They had a bag of letters, and one person announced as he picked each letter out "" 'C', eh, 'N', eh, 'D', eh""."