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Joke of the Day
"Remember when white people rioted when OJ was acquitted? neither do I."
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"It's crazy how sexist the postal service is. I guess that's natural with such a mail dominated industry."
"3 things that happened today 1. My friend says he hates reddit 2. My friend gets hit by a bus 3. I loose my bus driver license"
"What is it called when an old priest and a nun having sex both crap in the bed? Holy fucking shit."
"Honey I Shrunk the Kids : A Beginner's Guide to Steroid Use"
"When I was just a little girl I asked my mother, what will I be? Will I be pretty? Will I be rich? Here's what she said to me No"
"A student was writing all his answers in ||||| format... Teacher: What are you doing? Student: I am writing all my answers in bar code, so that no one can copy it... New Method of Answer"
"Me: Shut the door, I need privacy 4y/o: But we're family! Me: Families don't watch each other go poop 4:You watch me poop! Me:...take a seat"
"Some people tell me I have a superiority complex. But it's actually pretty simple. They're just too dumb to comprehend it."
"Doctors to Patients The patient says, ""Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea."" The doctor says, ""Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink."""