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Joke of the Day
"What do German women's lingerie and Africa have in common? Ze-bras!"
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"What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing... It just waved."
"Did you know diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your genes"
"Seduce Angela Merkel by fondling the hem of her cardigan while whispering ""Aren't you too pretty to be a Chancellor?"""
"Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead"
"A small boy got lost at a baseball game... He went up to a police officer and said: ""I've lost my dad."" ""What's he like?"" asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, ""Beer and women."""
"Why do engineering majors refer to themselves ""engineers""? You don't see literature majors calling themselves Starbucks baristas"
"I'm just a naked guy in an elm tree noticing the creepy way you stare at me through your bathroom window."
"My sheep friends asked me to find them some drugs so I went to the local animal dealer... Pablo Escobaaaaaa"
"Ignorance may be bliss, but knowing that you're smarter than somebody feels pretty good, too."