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Joke of the Day

"Ignorance may be bliss, but knowing that you're smarter than somebody feels pretty good, too."

"With the terror and all the negative things going on in the world today, it's remarkable that Charlie Sheen is able to stay positive."

"How does the china man say ""wrong""? he says ""wong"""

"The problem in general terms is that people suck."

"People don't really care who you are until you lick their face"

"Why do they call it GOLF? Because FUCK and SHIT were already taken."

"Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don't like Dick's."

"9/10 people are retarded I'm glad I'm a part of the 1%."

"My son asked me why girls pee sitting down. He's too young to know about sex, so I told him they're just lazy."

"Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Inertia"