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Joke of the Day
"Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead"
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"Ferguson Protestors looted a Payless Shoe store last night... Cleaned the place out, nothing left but work boots..."
"At what age does Ryan Gosling have to change his name to Ryan Goose"
"Why wasn't Hitler invited to the picnic? Because he burnt all the Franks."
"I applied for a job as a Marsupial... Safe to say I didn't get it because I lacked the right Koalafications."
"Shock me once, shame on you. Shock me twice, that's just revolting."
"2 hr flight, better buy 8 lbs of fruit and nut mix."
"I always used to ask my mom if I could lick the bowl... ... She'd always say ""No! Just flush it like a normal person!"""
"Police officer: Ma'am do you know why I pulled you over? Me: I'm just as confused as you are."
"TIL that my neighbors really like the metal song i'm playing on my 7.1 sound system I figured because he thrown a brick at my window to hear it better ! \m/"