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Joke of the Day

"I don't know why people like to crack rape jokes They're a real touchy subject which rub others the wrong way"

"In my day cartoons made sense. Chipmunks did all the rescue rangering and a rich duck swam in gold coins like they were water"

"On bad days I like to take a pregnancy test to remind myself that things could be much worse."

"A priest, a rabbi, and a scientist walk into a bar... and have a wonderful conversation about politics."

"*jumping on a trampoline* What do you mean you want full custody?"

"Why don't 90 year old women have sex? Have YOU ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich?"

"What is the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield? Its butt."

"A young lady who had just been dumped by her boyfriend seemed unusually cheerful. Someone asked her why, and she replied that, sooner or later, time wounds all heels."

"What did the lesbian vampire say to her lover? See you next month"

"I hate it when I bite into an apple & then realize ""Whoops!"" it's a salmon..."