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Joke of the Day

"I'm just a naked guy in an elm tree noticing the creepy way you stare at me through your bathroom window."

"Know why Chick-fil-A doesn't have a sandwich with two patties on it? because they don't want two chicks on top of each other! *RIMSHOT*"

"A man goes to the doctor... The doctor says ""I've got good news and bad news. The good news is you have 24 hours to live. The bad news is I should have told you yesterday..."""

"What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas? I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face."

"My wife ran away with my best friend. I haven't met him yet."

"You know what they say about camping... It's in tents!"

"One of the cooler things you can do when you die is be buried with an elephant bone, just to confuse future archaeologists."

"What is a racist's favorite seafood dish? Klu Klux Klam"

"What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky? *Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer."

"What do you do with 365 used condoms? Roll them into a tire and call it a Goodyear."