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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden? A seizure salad"
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"Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin, it tastes the same but you know it ain't quite right."
"What would gold say if it could talk? ""A-U"" :|"
"If there's no God, why are feet naturally shoe-shaped?"
"Whats the hardest part about roller skating Telling your parents you are gay"
"We saw, we came... ...and we were told to get out of the girls' locker room."
"Have you heard about the record-setting farmer...? He's outstanding in his field"
"It's stupid to just ask ""where"" a sorority girl is when the more accurate question is ""where in Target"" is she."
"I tried to say a punchline to a joke about Hindenburg But it blew up...."
"We should stop making fun of fat people They have too much on their plate already"