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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden? A seizure salad"

"What for you call a motivated mannequin? Mannecan"

"Generally speaking, a woman's hotness is directly proportional to the number of times your wife calls her a whore."

"Did you hear the CEO of Honda wont be back next year? He's leaving of his own accord. Edit: grammar."

"What's the difference between an ""Ooh"" and an ""Aah""? About 5 inches."

"What did Gandalf say when he tried to shut down Auschwitz? ""You shall not gas!"""

"How does a penguin make a decision? Flipper coin. Again, I shall take my leave."

"Left a plaster cast of my mouth at the bakery so they know exactly how big to bake the cupcakes"

"What do you call an Asian who's tolerable some of the time? Occasionally (OK Asian Lee)."

"My mom once asked if Jack Frost was based on a true story. Jack Frost is a movie where a father dies and returns as a snowman."