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Joke of the Day
"What would gold say if it could talk? ""A-U"" :|"
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"Botox has a new theme song https://search.yahoo.com/yhs/search?p=i+can%27t+feel+my+face&ei=UTF-8&hspart=mozilla&hsimp=yhs-004"
"MIND BENDER: Take your age. Now subtract 3. That's how old you were three years ago."
"Here's to the stork that brings good babies... ""Here's to the stork that brings good babies, the crow that brings bad babies, and the swallow that brings no babies at all!"""
"Light a fire for a man, he'll be warm for the night. Light a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
"Nobody thought Robin Williams was capable of killing himself that way... In fact, he was knot capable."
"My brother can dish it out, but he can't take it. He since lost his job as a waiter."
"If you are having anxiety over something you've said or done, just remember that 90% of the world only cares what you look like."
"Time Machine I bought a second hand time machine next Tuesday. They don't make them like they're going to anymore."
"Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to burst into tears as his grandmothers Alzheimer's has progressed to the point where she can no longer recognize him."