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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard about the record-setting farmer...? He's outstanding in his field"
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"I sleep with a water gun near my bed, in case of cat burglar."
"What dog has money? A bloodhound because he is always picking up scents (cents)."
"What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Indian Ocean? You need to be more Pacific. *cymbal clash*"
"I once met a girl with 3 boobs Everyone called her triceratits"
"Who busted you out of Iraq? Well actually, I-ran"
"Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she."
"It's too tight Girl: It's too tight! Boy: Don't worry, I'll do it slowly Girl: Push it in! Boy: Ah, I can't... Girl: It's painful... Boy: Forget it. I'll just buy a new wedding ring"
"Shipment of Viagra was stolen from new York harbor The cops are on the lookout for hardened criminals"
"What do you say when you see a rainbow colored seacow O the hue manatee"