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Joke of the Day
"Whats the hardest part about roller skating Telling your parents you are gay"
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"There are some days when I just really do not want to wake up early and go to work. I call these days Monday Friday."
"If the Jews are God's chosen people, then why did God bother creating gentiles? Well, someone has to pay retail."
"Top 4 horrified face expressions: 4. dragged away by crocodile 3. stabbed by serial killer 2. mauled by bear 1. no toilet paper"
"Everyone tells me to stop singing Wonderwall... I said maybe"
"With all those 'thoughts and prayers' on Facebook it's amazing people are *still* dying."
"""Go ahead, caller...."" ""Mom, you have to stop answering your phone that way."""
"Why doesn't the fat acceptance movement have a Gandhi? No one is willing to go on a hunger strike for the cause"
"What's the difference between a feminist and a gun? a gun only has one trigger"
"I ever tell you about the time I dated a midget? I was just nuts over her"