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Joke of the Day

"It's stupid to just ask ""where"" a sorority girl is when the more accurate question is ""where in Target"" is she."

"The Outsiders: Why is Ponyboy lactose intolerant? He hates Dairy but likes Sodapop."

"I hate when a texting convo goes like this You: heyy. Them: hey! You: watzup? Them: nothin wbu? You: same. Them: cool. You: yea Them: haha. You: lol. Them: yep."

"How does a Muslim close the door? Islams it."

"How many psychoanalysts does it take to change a light bulb? ""How many do you think it takes?"""

"Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia? Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)"

"""Are you ok?"" ""No, I'm bleeding because its fun."""

"What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? An aardvark with the sniffles!"

"A Neckbeard Approaches a Cancer Patient at a Bar... He tips his fedora and says, ""Malady."""

"[approaches parent with child on a leash] ""Mind if I pet your dog?"" Hey that's my son! ""Oh my bad. Mind if I pet your son?"""