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Joke of the Day
"We should stop making fun of fat people They have too much on their plate already"
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"And now for a brief trip back to the early 90's. Knock knock. Who's there? Amy Fisher *BANG!!!*"
"A man had three sons. One was a model, the second a hair stylist.. The third one was also a faggot."
"Whats the difference between a South African tourist and a racist? About a week or so"
"""Act your age!"" I yell at my 11 year-old daughter as I put on my Captain America t-shirt."
"How do you get 1000 dead babies into a phone booth? A blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos"
"What's the difference between feminists and sumo wrestlers Sumo wrestlers shave their legs"
"why do queens play poker in the bathroom? so they'll always get a royal flush"
"Salesman: That suit looks nice. It fits like a bandage. Customer: Thanks. I bought it by accident."
"What did the bunny ask his boss for? A raise in *celery*."