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Joke of the Day
"I tried to say a punchline to a joke about Hindenburg But it blew up...."
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"How can you tell when Clinton is lying? Her lips are moving. Yeah, it's an old joke but then again, so is she."
"So, what're all of us fortunate people complaining about today?"
"When I punish my future kids I wont just take their phone I'm gonna be them on social media & just comment ""nice"" on everyones old pool pics"
"What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Nacho cheese. ...Ba-doom-tish."
"To all my friends who sent me best wishes for 2013, it did fuck all. For 2014 could you please send money, alcohol or petrol vouchers...Cheers!"
"A dog walks into a bar ""I'll have one ... beer."" Bartender replies ""Why the pause?"" Dog says ""Because I was born with them, asshole."""
"Who's the opposite of Christopher Reeve? Christopher Walken"
"Did you know there is a Virus that turns fruits into vegetables? It's called AIDS."
"My Life I just lost like 500 on betting..What the fuck am i doing with my life"