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Joke of the Day

"I tried to say a punchline to a joke about Hindenburg But it blew up...."

"When an oppressed people demand a democracy I wonder if they realize we created obesity, the piano neck tie, and Keanu Reeves."

"My friend's WoW character couldn't go forward anymore. You'll never guess what he said !? "" wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww"""

"I recently took a hepatitis test... I kicked ass, too. I got two As, a B, and a C!"

"I'm pretty confident I can perform this Appendectomy on myself. Thanks YouTube"

"What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road? Hello from the other side..."

"[if Lois Lane was a witness] Criminal: *puts on glasses* Lois Lane: I'm sorry, I've never seen this man before."

"Contest in a girl's college write a short story which contains religion, sex and mystery. Winner's story Oh god I am pregnant I wonder who did it"

"A young Jewish boy asks his father if he can borrow twenty dollars.... ..the father replies, ""Ten dollars?! What do you need five dollars for?!?"""

"I used to have a pet piglet.... I used to have a pet piglet, watching it discover the world was really interesting at first. But after a few months it became a bit of a boar."