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Joke of the Day
"We saw, we came... ...and we were told to get out of the girls' locker room."
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"I don't have a problem with idiots... I have a problem with the fact they they have an internet connection."
"Why is Russia such a gassy country? Because their leader has been Putin for a long time."
"Every 9 minutes, someone is infected with the herpes virus. I bet that someone lives in Jersey."
"What's the difference between GTA V Online and a non-essential government employee? Nothing neither one has been working since Tuesday..."
"What's Forrest Gump's Password? 1FORREST1"
"A man was walking in a graveyard when he spots another man crouching behind a tombstone ""Morning!"" he said The Other man replied:""No just taking a shit"""
"Why do we need iron in our diets? Because it's good ferrous."
"*ding-dong* - ""Hello, my name is Tony, I'm here to bang your daughter."" - ""TO WHAT?!"" - - ""TONY!"""
"If a man runs over his wife, who's fault is it? The mans, why was he driving in the kitchen?"