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Joke of the Day
"What washes up on tiny beaches? Microwaves."
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"""Is your refrigerator running?"" ""My fridge used to run every day, but ever since he started smoking marijuana he just lays on the couch."""
"Did you hear the one about the man who was run over by a Nissan? He had to pay the altamate price."
"My laptop just passed away. What's the mourning period for this? Do I need to wear black? Is it ok to cry?"
"We don't have locker rooms in Asia. We have ROCKER ROOMS! Hell Yeah! ~~solly~~"
"Yo momma so fat I'm really starting to get worried about her health."
"Warning to friends: If you piss me off I'll put a for sale sign in my yard and list your phone number to call for inquiries."
"Reward: Lost Dog What kind of a reward is a lost dog?"
"What is Peyton Manning's favorite Counting Crows song? Omaha"
"Usain Bolt's net worth is $60 million. How did he get so rich? By saving the gas money!"