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Joke of the Day
"What's Bruce Lee's favorite drink? WatAHHH!!"
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"Of course size matters. No one likes a small pizza."
"[Dr's office] ""I have Carrie like reflexes"" Don't you mean cat-like reflexes? *Dr hits my knee with reflex hammer and I set him on fire* No"
"Me: *doing magic trick* Is THIS your card? Guy: They're all my cards, give me my wallet back."
"Did you hear about that deaf guy that tried climbing Mount Everest? Neither did he. Worst part was, no one ever heard from him again."
"Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch? Because they have no attachments."
"A man pushed his wife off a building... I guess you could say they FELL APART!"
"What is a zombie's favorite restaurant? Subway: East flesh!"
"How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza? Deep pan, Crisp and Even"
"How to spot an idiot at the gym? They put a water bottle where the Pringles go."