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Joke of the Day
"Of course size matters. No one likes a small pizza."
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"Looking at all the post on my news feed, it is very hot today. News Flash people, it is summertime. That is what happens in summer months. Keep me posted in January also when it is cold out. Thanks"
"Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri? To show the opossum it could be done."
"RIP boiling water You will be mist."
"Narcissism It's in your best self interest."
"Paraplegic Party you goin to the paraplegic party? I hear its gonna be crawling with pussy"
"Being drunk is a very unpleasant experience... Just ask a glass of water."
"What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea? A salad shooter"
"What did Picasso and Smurfette have in common? Both had blue periods."
"Do you know anything about real estate? ""Points to groin"" Can you tell me if this is a ""lot"""