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Joke of the Day
"How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza? Deep pan, Crisp and Even"
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"How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but the light bulb has to *WANT* to change."
"What do you call a group of homosexual musicians from India who never get to play out? A Gay Raj band"
"I just started a new band called Prevention Everyone says we're better than The Cure"
"girl at work scraped the frosting off her cake because there was 'too much' & it was 'too sweet' so I ate her frosting & then I ate her"
"Coming up to the anniversary of 9/11 a reminder, that jokes about this tragedy are plane wrong."
"What is a toilet in Ancient Mexico? Aztec."
"She criticized my apartment... So I knocked her flat"
"What kind of bees produce milk? Boo-bees !"
"Possessio is nine tenths of the word. [Source](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ej8EaLF382c)"