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Joke of the Day

"How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza? Deep pan, Crisp and Even"

"I visited the new aviary everyone's talking about but I think it's for the birds."

"It's convenient for my password security needs that my mother's maiden name is Waffles4%"

"16,875,547,322 traffic-related bug deaths so far this year"

"What's green with a brown tip? The cucumbers in Elton John's fridge."

"The Vocabulary Theater is now open! I heard they have a clever word play!"

"Girl called me the other day and said: 'Come on over, nobody's home' I went over, nobody was home."

"Why is football the single best sport? Because americans don't play it."

"Why did the rich man go crazy? He had one-million dollars, but no cents."

"My teacher told me to turn in my essay, But I ain't no snitch"