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Joke of the Day
"Me: *doing magic trick* Is THIS your card? Guy: They're all my cards, give me my wallet back."
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"How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants? Two dam bad! (OC!)"
"The good thing about being a chubby chaser is you don't have to run very fast or very far."
"The Pun Contest There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, hoping that at least one of the puns would be a winner. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did"
"Who killed the Corn Flake? The cereal killer..."
"Jamaica is demanding compensation from the UK for our involvement in the slave trade! Shocking, we already paid for them once!"
"What do you call someone with a spice garden on Gallifrey? A Thyme Lord."
"Have you heard the one about the angry mob? It's a riot."
"Someone shit in your fridge? Well get a new family"
"What do you call a group of men with flat butts? Assless Chaps"