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Joke of the Day
"What is a zombie's favorite restaurant? Subway: East flesh!"
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"My friend and I were playing 'biggest number', and for my number I simply multiplied his number by itself. I won fair and square."
"In bed my wife calls my Jimmy John's. I cum freaky fast."
"The people in commercials care about me & want to help."
"A German underwear company has released a new line of Bra... They call it... ""Stoppinzam-Fromfloppin"""
"I live in constant fear of accidentally mentioning something I only know about you because I've stalked you on the internet."
"Why'd it take Little Red Riding Hood so long to figure out it wasnt her grandma? I can tell after like 2 questions if its a wolf or my nana"
"Needed directions in Hollywood last weekend So last weekend in Hollywood i managed to get lost so i approached a fancy looking black couple and asked for directions . . . They gave me their baby."
"There's a gang going through our town, systematically shoplifting clothes in size order ... The police believe they're still at large."
"What is the difference between Hillary Clinton and the hookers in downtown Little Rock? The hookers have real orgasms and fake diamonds."