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Joke of the Day

"What is a zombie's favorite restaurant? Subway: East flesh!"

"I just spent two weeks in Vegas looking for my wife's killer... but no one would do it."

"What do you call a very rude bird ? A mockingbird !"

"Bird Seeds 1. Go to the pet store 2. Buy Bird seeds 3. Ask the cashier how long it will take for the birds to grow 4. ??? 5. Profit"

"I would tell you a pizza joke... ...but it's too cheesy."

"I dont care what women say, size matters in bed. The bigger the bed the more room you have to move around."

"I asked a fetus if it wanted some food, and it replied: 'no thanks... ... I gestate.'"

"Bought some gary speed wallpaper last night, its amazing! it hung itself!"

"What is a cats favorite website? Reddot.com"

"What do gay Polish men like most up their arse? Poles."