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Joke of the Day
"A man pushed his wife off a building... I guess you could say they FELL APART!"
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"What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off? Spit, swallow and gargle."
"To everybody whose birthday is today. I am sorry that your birthday was not yesterday, otherwise you would have had a puny birthday."
"My ""Sleep Number"" is vodka."
"What did the mexican say when he hugged a cactus Ay, Ay, Ay, Ayy"
"I used to work as a programmer for autocorrect... ...but they fried me for no raisin."
"Why should you always wear underwear in Ukraine? Otherwise Chernobyl Fallout."
"Why statutory rape jokes aren't funny. They always happen too soon."
"What do you call a smug criminal going downstairs? A condescending con descending"
"Chuck Norris's Daughter Lost her Virginity... He got it back."