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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a pig plumber? A Ham-di man! :D"

"Why did the snowman take his pants off? He heard the snow blower was coming."

"My voice is like a pony, A little Horse."

"With my luck, I could jump in a barrel full of titties.... ...and come out sucking my thumb."

"Feminist are like sleeper agents Both have trigger words."

"Yo daddy jokes? Recently heard a yo mama joke and wondered if there is such a thing as yo daddy jokes. If they do exist, I'd like to read some!"

"My grandad is a real inspiration to get healthy, he starting running a mile a day when he was 65.... Now he is 70, we have no idea where he is"

"How can you tell which end of a worm is which ? Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !"

"Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving..."

"Give me your best ""Why don't you make like a _______ and _______."""