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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about that deaf guy that tried climbing Mount Everest? Neither did he. Worst part was, no one ever heard from him again."

"Hey, courtroom artists. If you think the guy sounds guilty, draw an eye patch or scar. This isn't photography."

"Morse code is like taking a shower with black guys and asian Long short long long long short long short short"

"Jill on Facebook is trying to find a way to get cat diarrhea out of suede boots and I don't think I'm hungry for lunch anymore. ."

"Two plates go into a resteraunt One plate says to the other, "" Don't worry I'll pay for the meal."" The other plate replies, "" No dinner is on me."""

"One time I exaggerated so hard that I died."

"My girlfriend told me to take a spider out instead of killing it. We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a lawyer."

"What are the differences and similarities of flint michigan and the walking dead universe? They are both post apocalyptic but only one produces brand new cars."

"My damn neighbours bang on the walls at all hours of the night It's so bad sometimes that i can hardly hear myself practising the drums"

"I like to dump Skittles in the toilet and then flush it 'cuz it looks like a little tiny NASCAR race."