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Joke of the Day
"Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch? Because they have no attachments."
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"If you're fat, don't sugar coat it Because you'll probably eat that too! In the midst of this craziness I saw this gem. Not my joke. Credit to everyone who thought of it first."
"Q. Why do men need instant replay on TV sports? A. Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened."
"What's a feminist's favourite school lesson? Triggernometry."
"The difference between ""Girlfriend"" and ""Girl Friend"" is that little space in between. We call the ""Friend Zone""."
"Charlie and the Chocolate Factory is basically Saw, but with desserts."
"Winrar is not free"
"Your cock is so small you could use it to floss teeth."
"What is the only law that Hillary obeys? The law of gravity"
"If you add 'ish' on the end of the time, you're not really late."