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Joke of the Day
"I used to do drugs i still do, but i used to to. -Mitch rip the legendary Mitch Hedberg"
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"This idiot from Apple reckons that the ""Temperature, iPhone needs to cool down"" warning message has nothing to do with all my hot selfies"
"How is an elephant like a wristwatch? They both come in quartz."
"Whats up Cake? Muffin"
"My internet bride got delivered today.. she's the WiFi always dreamed of."
"If I ever met an exact duplicate of myself I wouldn't hang out with him. I'm too cool for that fucking nerd"
"The best curve on a girl is her smile. Lol just kidding, look at dat ass."
"[pitching movie] ""It's Titanic..."" Go on ""from the iceberg's perspective"" holy shit"
"My Jewish family banned beans, Ever since my grandfather died of uncontrollable gas."
"Want to play the rape game? No!! *wink* That's the spirit"