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Joke of the Day
"Want to play the rape game? No!! *wink* That's the spirit"
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"My sense of humor is so dark that my grandmother would have been very unhappy if my sister went on a date with it."
"What do you call a female redneck who is faster than her brothers? A virgin"
"I'm a Mime rapper I call myself Gnat. Cause I'm a silent G."
"Murder is like art, as long as you can bullshit your way into justifying it, someone out there will be like ""oh yeah, I totally get it."""
"What did the Mama cow say to the baby cow? It's pasture bedtime."
"There was this church that was so so small That instead of having a crucified jesus they had one hanging"
"Scary is handing your car keys to the same kid who unintentionally locked himself in the bathroom that morning."
"What's common to both Adolf Hitler and Volkswagen? Both of them can kill people with poisonous fumes"
"What's the difference between Hitler and Usain bolt? Usain bolt can finish a race."