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Joke of the Day

"This idiot from Apple reckons that the ""Temperature, iPhone needs to cool down"" warning message has nothing to do with all my hot selfies"

"eer booze and fun!' 'A guy walks into a bar carrying a pair of jumper cables. He sets 'em down on the bar. And then the bartender said ""Now dont you start anything!!"""

"What is the opposite of paranoia? Thinking you are following someone."

"How many times do you pass your coworker in the hall before you switch from saying ""hi"" to breakdance fighting?"

"Everyone should own large grizzly bear in case they ever need to defend themselves against one."

"What do you call a poster of a sexy pepper? A jalapinup"

"A Chinese man walks into a bar... and the bartender says, "" Why the Wong face?"""

"Why was Shakespeare always a good teammate to have? Because no matter the sport, he would always play write"

"Somebody get me a maple tree ... asap!"

"*amasses epic army of stoners but we do nothing because epic army of stoners*"