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Joke of the Day
"My internet bride got delivered today.. she's the WiFi always dreamed of."
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"""Son, if you keep masturbating like that you're going to go blind!"" Dad, I'm over here."
"Mints I was eating mint chocolates and I felt sick after eight."
"Necrophillia The insatiable urge to crack open a cold one"
"Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1000 bones in the human body? Larry: Shhh doctor! There are three dogs outside in the waiting room!"
"Stranger with a black eye is trying to talk to me. But I'm not going to respond cause it's pretty apparent she doesn't listen."
"Autocorrect? More like Autocorrect! Am I right? Sorry, Autocorrect ruined my joke."
"BREAKING: Judge strikes down Kentucky ban on gay marriage, but ruling on hold while state appeals for right to keep treating gays like shit."
"I came up with a new joke I invented a new word: Plagarism"
"Wanna hear a medically incorrect racist joke? Glaucoma is short for driving like Asians syndrome"