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Joke of the Day
"The best curve on a girl is her smile. Lol just kidding, look at dat ass."
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"Son, my best advice is to find a girl with an embarrassing tattoo and marry her. She knows how to make bad decisions and stick with them."
"A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for a good one."
"How did hitler tie his shoes? In little nazis"
"How do you get a nun pregnant? You fuck her"
"I get plenty of exercise - jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines."
"When Obama declared war on Ebola, an executive producer at Fox News tried to find it on google maps."
"The second best ""asm"" is ""sarc."""
"Why does government matter? It doesn't."
"Q: When's the best time to take your doberman pinscher for a walk? - A: Anytime he wants to go."