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Joke of the Day
"How is an elephant like a wristwatch? They both come in quartz."
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"What two words result in the most marriages? Screw it. EDIT: u/Zui_Quan has a better answer lol"
"How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? It's not hard. Edit 1: Why was my title and username changed?"
"The average human body contains enough human bones to make up an entire human skeleton."
"CRIME SCENE me: four dots in his neck, i suspect two vampires british officer: what about that bloody fork me: this is no time to eat sir"
"A guy just said he wants to know what I got ""in the trunk"" I told him duct tape, a shovel and rapid decomposition powder Flirting is hard"
"Man walks into a bar with a giraffe The giraffe goes to sleep on the floor. The bartender says, ""Aye, what's that lyin' there?"" The man says, ""It's not a lion, it's a giraffe!"""
"Did you hear about the widowed frog that got remarried? His first wife croaked!"
"Why didn't Sug Knight talk to the police? Because the g is silent"
"What's Darth Vader's least favorite temperature? Luke warm. ^^im ^^sorry"