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Joke of the Day
"My Jewish family banned beans, Ever since my grandfather died of uncontrollable gas."
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"What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set ? A boa constructor !"
"Why do college girls only hang out in odd numbers? Because they literally can't even."
"I told my 5 year old that he was allowed to choose 1 item from the grocery store so we're walking home with a cart."
"How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers."
"For the next president we should just elect the CEO of a dildo company at least they're honest about how they fuck people"
"I'm going to hell for this but..... *knock knock* Who's there? *9/11* 9/11 who? *you said you'd never forget*"
"Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? to *whom*."
"Great minds think alike but dirty minds work together "
"If Rihanna and Chris Brown got back together and made music again... they would make all the hits"