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Joke of the Day
"My Jewish family banned beans, Ever since my grandfather died of uncontrollable gas."
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"What's the easiest way to come out of the closet? 1. Open door 2. Walk out"
"Did you hear about the Buddhist that refused Novocaine during his root canal? He wanted to transcend dental medication..."
"If you wear a Bluetooth phone piece in your ear, you can say ""You're an idiot"" to just about anyone you walk past."
"They said I'd miss my family I never miss at close range."
"What do you call an obese terrorist? Osama Bin Eating"
"Did you hear the news about half-life 3 Me neither"
"If your playing the guitar just remember one thing Dont finger a minor you could get arrested for that."
"Sleep deprivation- because sometimes you cant afford drugs or alcohol but still want to feel delusional and irrational."
"Is it wrecked or love My cell was 14 % and my gf cell was 97 % she put out my cell from charging and kept her cell and start playing temple run on my cell..."