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"Whats up Cake? Muffin"
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"If I had to choose between a stepstool and a device that let's me get even higher... ...I'd take the ladder. (I'll just leave now)"
"The sausage mogul Jimmy Dean has passed away. Someone just sent me the link!!!!"
"A dark skinned lady named Betty goes to the butcher and asks for some beef. The butcher replies: ""Nooooo Black Betty, ham or lamb!"""
"What do you call the conversation between two birds after they've had sex? Pillowsquawk"
"Political analyst said the way to defeat ISIS is to cripple them financially so maybe we can sneak into Syria and build them a Whole Foods."
"Time to get ready for work Insomnia - OK. You can sleep now."
"Circumcision How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw."
"Who was Mobutu's father? Mobu One"
"You don't really know someone until you observe their behavior around an unlimited salad bar."