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Joke of the Day
"What time of day is the saddest? The mourning"
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"thank god 50 shades of grey got the R rating they wanted because what kid under 18 wouldn't want to watch 50 shades of grey with a parent"
"What does a taxidermist do for a living? Oh you know... stuff..."
"Never Judge the Beauty Of a Girl By Her Profile Picture. Judge it By the Photos She is Tagged in"
"I'm sorry I said ""sorry about your eyebrows"" when you showed me your wedding photos"
"I went to the shop and bought a Christmas Tree. The assistant asked me, ""Will you be putting that up yourself?"" I replied, ""No, you sick fuck. I'll be putting it up in my living room."""
"A mountain was next to another mountain.. An earthquake happens and one of the mountains say.. ""It wasn't my fault!"" credit to my awesome science teacher"
"Today I am no long Obese. At 3'8"" I am a short obese."
"Why did the Jews roam the desert for 400 years? Someone lost a quarter."
"*school reunion* Guy: Reporter is cool I spose. I became a doctor so I could actually help people ya know Clark Kent: *fist clenched* mmm hm"